When I get rich...

I’m going to buy these:

1. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (Book six in the Harry Potter series)
2. Ryan Cayabyab: The Silver Album
3. Friends VCD/DVD (all 10 seasons of them)
4. Memory card for my digicam

When I get super rich, I’m going to buy these:

1. Laptop
2. Palm pilot (tungsten T3 or zire 72)
3. Xerox machine

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This made me smile :)

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man.

"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's clock?" asked the man. The Philippine President's' clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."